Great way to start your day!

You've missed me.I'll return shortly.

KLJB's final analog sign off. Sad day.

We do not have cable and rely on a digital antenna. If you are in the same situation as us, you know that the digital antenna signal is a huge pile of dog shit.

NPR is streaming the New Flaming Lips' album "The Terror" and it's pretty good. I'm only 10 minutes in, but it seems that Coyne is slowing things down on this effort.

Only have 2.5 hours and want to watch ALL the Star Wars movies?

Behold!

I haven't seen that one, but I've seen other commercials where he's hawking for injury lawyers.

Anybody seen the William Shatner commercial representing Hubey and Abraham law offices? "Right here in Davenport."

Can't find an online rendition but I hope to dazzle you folks soon.

"There she is."

This is great.

Check this out, way before both our times:

The morning crew at WQAD is worth working up for. When I worked there in 2000, the show was from 6am-7am, and when I left it was 5:30-7. Now it's 4:30-7!! Too much. Anyway, here is a video of a robo-cam doing a very-fast zoom on good ol' Jim Mertens. Good sport.

Been thinking about seeing the Croods? Maybe this review will help!

This is a must watch. It's a Beach House video directed by Eric of comedy troupe Timmon Eric.

This is more evidence of Eric's odd and open minded behavior(s) when it comes to what sexy is.

Informational stuff!

Hey, guys! Another refreshing take on the latest releases that film has to offer. Once again this team keeps it fresh and truthful for their audience.

I'm quoting this at least once a week. "Bizzy, bizzy, bizzy!"

I love the closing-credits-theme to He-Man. So catchy.

Top choice award:

Are you sick of the nightmare world that is the internet? Why not try JASH: bit.ly/Y4jG2i It's refreshing AND fun.

— eric wareheim (@ericwareheim) March 12, 2013

Mattel

"From Matel!"

Hijack your own site. This one is now mine.

Brush your teeth you son of a bitch!

You a Star Wars nerd? I kinda am.

Been getting tons of e-mail from you folks about changing a kitty box. I wrote, directed, casted, and edited this instructional video for you to enjoy. Enjoy.

No!

No!

PS: I'm happy to report that Mountain Dew Kick Start is good! And interestingly, for 16 oz can, there's only 80 calories (instead of 130 for an average 12 oz can o soda.)

Last time I went to Whitey's, I got so excited. You know by what? They had a sign up tha said, "We now have small shakes and malts!" Every time, I'd go in and ask for a small chocolate - Butterfinger Shake... And every time, they'd say, "We don't have small, just medium and large." I always thought it was silly that if you have two sizes, one isn't "small" if the other offered size is "large." /rant

Hello again, friends. Lately some of you have been asking me how to change a lightbulb, especially that spring is just around the corner. Here is a very nice video tutorial:

"15 degrees and snowing outside. Better go to Whitey's."

So what was that image that made you som angry?

I've noticed that quite a few of you have been displaying poor wine serving techniques. This should help you at the next get together.

You're all so old, you don't speak up anymore.

This image has been floating around FB lately and am very angry about it!

15 degrees?
Snow?

[IMG]http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a175/mtpilon01/382351_10152599261550006_1202110745_n.jpg[/IMG]

Oops.

Kitties!

A refreshing, new duo talkin' about cinema.

Didn't know you were the energy drink type. Or the MD type for that matter.

Well, I'll try it when it arrives later this month.

You can't be serious, right?

Yes!

I am not a joke! I am to be taken seriously! Stop it!

Insure this !!!!! (big explosion)

OASDI ~ Old age survivors and disability insurance. In 1939, the Old-Age, Survivors, and Disability Income program was created, and the funding mechanism for the social security program was officially established in the Internal Revenue Code as the Federal Insurance Contributions Act (FICA). The IRS is responsible for the collection of this tax.
HI ~ Medicare Hospital insurance. Legal and political changes resulted in mandatory Medicare coverage, effective July 2,1991, for state and local government employees hired (or rehired) after March 31, 1986.
Mandatory social security and Medicare coverage became effective for state and local government employees who are not members of a public retirement system and who are not covered under a Section 218 Agreement.

Source(s):

http://www.irs.gov/pub/irs-pdf/p963.pdf
http://nextaxpro.spaces.live.com/

Merry Christmas

Remember back in the day we used to call cash "cabbage?" There's a business that picked up on that. https://www.kabbage.com/

Hi Bob! There are "dry storage" places, but they will end up costing you quite a bit. I assume your parents still have their place? Could they store it for you? They key to a successful storage is some preparation. Change of oil, good gas, etc. And if you could get your parents to start it once a month or so, that will keep things lubricated. If you were to put it in a barn, you’d want to sprinkle moth-balls around it to keep the rodents away. A car is a tasty place to make a winter nest!

That sounds like a lot of fun, Adam. Hey, maybe you would know -- what is the best way to store a vehicle you do not plan on driving for a while? Are there storage places where you can pay to store a fun little convertible roadster for, say, a few years until your kids are out of the house, then get it out of storage and have fun with it again? Hypothetically speaking, of course.

I bought another project car, an 80 LeBaron LS. I worked up to document the journey from start to finish: http://www.functionbox.org/80LeBaron/. The first pictures are from the seller. I have purchased the car, but I have not yet figured out exactly how to manage a restoration from across the country. I've already begun to collect parts (wheels, trim, etc), and interviewing restoration shops. Stay tuned!